What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

-mwahh

Why am I tired all the time?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]